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Thought for the day!
Why does SEA WORLD have a seafood restaurant?

Thanks to Randy

Jokes

A panda walks into a Chinese restaurant, sits down and
orders a bowl of bamboo. After eating, he stands up,
pulls out a gun, and kills the waiter. He immediately
starts walking to the front door. The owner, very upset,
goes over to the panda and says, "Why did you do that?"
The panda replies, "Look it up in the encyclopedia," and
walks out the door. The owner looks up "panda" in the
encyclopedia, and sure enough, it says, "Panda: eats
bamboo shoots and leaves." (Panda: eats bamboo, shoots,
and leaves.")

Thanks to Marc
Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoons full, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called the waitress over and said, "It's all wet down here. The bowl must be cracked."
The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Maybe it has a leek in it!"

Thanks to: Ed

You know it's a cheap restaurant if you ask for a menu and the waiter tells you somebody else is using it!

Thanks to: Joe

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